"You should have multiplied right there. Just like a dog. No wonder your species are such good friends."
This just made me extremely disturbed about how many times I have changed in front of my cat...
Changed? What about masturbating and having your dog walk in?! Would they tell all the other pets and all giggle about it?
What if your dog called you out on it?
It'd be even worse if they learned to text because then they could annoy the crap out of you like this dog.
Blackmail! My cats have everything on me. Oh my!
You think a talking pet would be terrible? My service dog comes along when I go to the bathroom.
This too http://amirite.net/722333
I've seen this :O its okay though :) i know how you feel
I let my dog follow me in the shower...
well apparently everybody is in to beastiality.