+396 If you want to survive in a horror movie- don't go off on your own, don't have sex with anybody, and don't be the black guy. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And don't go everywhere shouting, "Who's there??"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And don't assume everyone is innocent. The most unlikely people could be the killer. Don't trust anybody, always watch over your shoulder

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And if the little kid makes a "new friend," you better kill that sucker.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, it's usually a ghost or some shit.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And don't say "Very funny, guys." if you hear a strange noise.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And if the person you were with suddenly disappears, they aren't hiding or right around the corner, so don't look. Just run for your life.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And don't be the blonde either.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

First thing I will do if I am in a horror movie: dye my hair black.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Carry around a gun or a metal pipe just in case

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I always carry a metal pipe!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And don't shower.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yes, monsters are scared of bad smells, they won't eat you if you smell like sewage ;)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Switch movie genres

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well I think you guys would all survive in one, haha.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Don't take little baby steps and say in a timid, unsure voice, "Hello? Is anybody there?"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or just sleep with the director.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Haha, well that's a fun way to go about it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I remember watching that movie "Prom Night" with Brittany Snow, and it was damn predictable with the exception of one major plot twist- the token horror movie black guy was the only one of her friends to survive. Didn't see that one coming.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I guess they had to throw a curve ball somewhere, haha.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I can't even use any of these tips because I'm black... DAMN IT ALL!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hey, in some of the newer horror movies, the black guy makes it :)

by Anonymous 11 years ago