It's extremely annoying when one person just posts their entire life story into opinions. Give other people a chance to say their thoughts too. amirite?

I was born in 1994 to two drug addicts. After their relationship failed when I was 1 my mom and I moved to Arlington Texas. It was there my love for vidja games and comedy were born. Soon.... Fuck it.

I really enjoy hearing random crap that no one should care about for whatever reason.
Unless you mean in real life. That probably should have been the first thing to come to mind, in hindsight.