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If you were a murderer you would cut off the buttocks of your victim so that way when they did the autopsy they wouldn't suspect murder because they would think "It's clear that he/she laughed so hard that their buttocks were literally dismembered from their body, therefore it is just an accidental death". amirite?
I tried to make it funny, but I couldn't make it work.
I am in full agreement with the comments on this post.