+373 People don't take the phrase "worst-case scenario" seriously enough. The worst-case scenario to asking a girl out isn't getting rejected; it's her turning into a monster and torturing you in a basement for the rest of your horribly long life, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Unless she kills you

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Actually, I'd prefer death over that...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I know, but the post says, "long life" and I'm saying, it might not be long.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Part of the torture is not allowing you to die.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, but there's nothing that says that... she could torture you and then kill you after 5 minutes. Where in the torturing handbook does it say that you have to keep the victim alive for the rest of his natural life?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"Rest of your horribly long life". That means it took it's natural course without a direct cause of its end

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Will there be sex along with the torture?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

'Worst case scenario? You'll get an F on your test.' I think not! What if my pen shatters because of the force I was exerting due to my stress, as my pen shatters a sharp piece of plastic enters my eye, it enters my eye at a depth too far for any body to reach and I spend the next five hours screaming in pain. I then sneeze and the plastic from my pen is shoved into my brain disabling me and making me a vegetable. Plausible and pretty damn bad.

by Anonymous 11 years ago