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Also by Jay_Wintermoot+6The more sensitive you are, the less likely you are to 'sleep though' the wailing of an alarm clock, while it wakes roommates and vampires and shit, amirite?
Also by Jay_Wintermoot+71The belief in the existence of a so-called spirit realm is the psychological equivalent of a can of worms; one that explodes into equally valid deductions, many of which reduce to the extraordinary conclusion that dead people are watching you masturbate, amirite?
Also by Jay_Wintermoot+91Every so often, America's two-party political system makes a subtle mockery of itself. For example, Obama in '08: "Partisanship is inherently destructive to progress." Obama in '12: "Republicans are inherently destructive to progress.", amirite?