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Also by Jay_Wintermoot+11Eschatologists have always used current-day sophistication to come up with doomsday arguments. They formulate predictions at precisely the time it's most applicable to the state of the world. But, on any scale an exponential curve looks the same. You always seem to be at the beginning, miniscule compared to what's to come. So, assuming the exponential curve of the human population extends into infinity, a catastrophe will always appear to be "just over the horizon", amirite?
Also by Jay_Wintermoot+13Watermelon raises dopamine levels naturally because of the vitamin B6 it contains in abundance. So it's safe to claim that people in misery are more likely to have a euphoric response to this epic fruit of the goddesses. It's also safe to prescribe it to the 99% of angry Americans, who earn less than $506K annually. After all, dopamine correlates with motivation, and it's hard to occupy when you're demotivated enough to suck a corporate cock of the American Service Industry, amirite?