Life is so much easier when you're dead, amirite?

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I donno. Death would be kind of hard if (say) I had to watch humans from some Netherworld - some world of Ideas, stripped of all that's required to enjoy life (that is, a physical body). I'd probably get bored and restless and envious and start screwing with people who look like they're having a good time.

It's fucked up, I know. But necessary.

I'd probably use a bit of cosmic energy to throw a lamp at them or something; creating a disturbance that ripples across branespace as energy conservation kicks in and reality scrambles to find a balance between everything and nothing, vanishing a few kittens in the process. Then I'd "laugh" in a frequency that only dogs can hear and return to my gravesite to emo over my lot.

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