+172 It sucks when you have to sneeze and there's food in your mouth, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And it's in a public restaurant, and you use the your hand to cover up, and you have to keep it up there to not show anyone, and there are no tissues or napkins to wipe up... that sucks.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

yes, yes it does.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sneezing seems to be incompatible with a lot of things. Have you ever sneezed mid pee? That shit hurts.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Once happened when I had water in my mouth. It was very awkward because I had nothing to spit the water into, and I was on tile.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Logic is for losers.

by Anonymous 11 years ago