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The Queen might have been the fairest of them all if she had taken off that stupid head casing, amirite?

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I find it hilarious that she was angry that a fourteen year old girl was prettier than her.

Her facial features aren't that appealing, to be honest. She's got a serious case of duck lips and angry looking eyebrows.

Anonymous +18Reply

She looks like she got really cheap permanent makeup tattoos back in the eighties.

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +15Reply
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@1799852

The lazy eye doesn't help either.

LinksLegionaires avatar LinksLegionaire Yeah You Are +5Reply

She looks like a chola

Fairest of them all didn't mean prettiest, it meant the fairest skin.

@Frank_n_Furter Fairest of them all didn't mean prettiest, it meant the fairest skin.

Why is this downvoted? It's true, Google it nig-nogs. The story was made in around the 1700s and back then, fairest meant fairest in the face and women would even use white powder to make their skin pale because it was seen as attractive because it meant you had wealth and didn't do labor in the sun for you to be able to get a tan.

@Frank_n_Furter Fairest of them all didn't mean prettiest, it meant the fairest skin.

Me too - also an astute and excellent historical tid-bit. It's true in China right now! Women whiten themselves for the same reason. And men will grow one of their finger nails very long as a statement that they are not in the laboring classes. So much for communism creating a classless society

TommyUK1234s avatar TommyUK1234 Yeah You Are +1Reply

or if she had a nose

aw man! i thought you were gonna be all clever and make the post rhyme like the whole "mirror mirror on the wall" thing!

cremep0pss avatar cremep0ps Yeah You Are 0Reply

She's actually not bad. If she smiled a bit, she'd be pretty.
Her face reminds me a little of Jessica Rabbit's, actually.
And Snow White is fourteen. Irrelevant, but creepy.

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