If you're mad at them because they made you eat salad, of course you're going to sound like a lunatic.
Not necessarily. I can't eat salad because the textures of most fruits literally make me sick. My parents don't force me to do anything, but if they actually made me sick by forcing me to eat salad, I'd be pretty mad.
Wait, wait, wait! Fruit? Salad is like. 95% veggies.
I meant fruit and veggies.
That's basically what happens with me as well. It's not that it makes me sick, but I have difficulty chewing/swallowing many vegetables, and takes me a full minute to chew like one bite of celery.
That's the thing though. You're parents would know that you wouldn't eat that because it makes you sick. My parents don't question me when I start picking apart Mexican food to make sure it does have any tomato chucks or giant onions (I have a problem with texture too ) and they wouldn't force me to eat it as-is.
I have the same problem with texture, like with certain kinds of meat, but my mom still makes me eat it :(
I was wondering why this comment was getting attention and then I realized the post was POTD...
She shouldn't make you eat it. I always gag really bad when I eat something with a... disagreeing (?) texture so my parents don't make me eat anything so they aren't grossed out.
I guess she thinks I'm just being picky all the time, because I kind of am, but some times I just can't stand the taste or texture of a lot of foods because it makes me sick or feel like it.
Hence my post which did terribly...http://amirite.net/737298 . Apparently it was not very popular.
I don't ever notice anything and I'm not smart enough to think "maybe it's POTD!" When I got POTD, I didn't notice until someone told me.
and i've accepted the fact that a comment that does that well is usually just a kickass comment
The salad thing really helped. I think the point was that if you don't know all the circumstances, you sound ridiculous. Like maybe the person was allergic to something in the salad, or was plenty old enough to make their own decisions, and the parents were being really pushy. But the main argument sounds ridiculous without the years of background that a parent and child have.
Parent: You could never be as crazy as I was at your age!
Me: rrrrrrrrrrrRAZNACKLE BADGE DAGGLIN SNIZIK'FA'ARAM!
The example's the joke. Because no matter what they want you to do it's probably something you should do in the first place.
Not always. When I tell people that I was angry at my mom for thinking I faked my knee injury when I actually ended up needing surgery, most people understand.
Every adult I've ever known (including parents) has said that to me or someone else at some point. It's like the trademark phrase of people older than 30
Haha, same. I said that to my dad one time and he just looked at me like
Adults don't like when you give them a taste of their own medicine.
Unless it's Pepto Bismol
My mother was making too much noise as she ate! Yeah, I understand those irrationally angry moments.
Any family member really. I remember going to my mom after a fight with my brother and yelling "Ben said my face touched the cat but it didn't!" It sounds so stupid, but I was just so sick of him thinking he was right about absolutely everything, and it makes sense when you know what happened
One time I looked extremely spoiled because my mom wouldn't get me BBQ for dinner. When I described it, I even said "wait for me to finish or else I'll look really spoiled"
Actually my mom went to work for 2hrs for a party, went on a 1hr walk, went on a 1hr drive, but then when I asked her "So, are we getting BBQ tonight?" she said I was becoming too addicted to fast food and I'll end up dying early and that she was too sick (and was apparently like that all day) to take me 10 minutes down the road to get it.
I got extremely mad at her. Also, we had already planned BBQ for dinner that night so it's not like I'm addicted considering it was part of a schedule...
They yelled at me because they knew disciplining him was a lost cause, EVEN THOUGH it was his fault.
"They stranded me at the mall and I had to sleep at some kid's house who I never met before!" Wait that one actually makes sense
Anyone else a bit bothered that the second quotation mark is missing?
I hate how everyone upvotes your comment. The technology equivalent of sucking your dick. Yeah. Had to get it off my chest. Cue the downvotes.
You do get a lot of loves though. Everyone loves you johnny.
He is very loveable though .
Why would anyone wanna take Johnny's dick out of their mouth?
Don't need my mouth to use a keyboard though
It's on, bitch.
ActionMan –I love Johnny so hard, he’s like the brother I never had. He’s hilarious and just a really really nice person (it also helps that he is very easy to look at).
How old are you, you asskisser?
So, you went to my profile and copy and pasted something that anyone could go and see anyway..? lol
You just want him inside of you.
I hate johnny.
Lol jk I heart himm<3
No rly I hate him.
Or when you tell on somebody for a goos reason at school,
It's these posts about parents that make you feel sad for batman.
He doesn't have any parents to nag about.
But he's batman
But. He's. An. ORPHAN.
Yeah, but he's batmann
by that logic you're jewish and I'm hindu
But neither of us are batman
For all you know, I'm the Hero India deserves...
Batman is white not brown
I beg to differ
HE'S IN DISGUISE
HELL NO, THAT'S MY COUSIN RAJ
I just let out his identity. I'm sorry cousin raj.
I got into a huge fight with my mom when I was 12/13 because she said I'd make the perfect lawyer. It deals with a backstory, the way she said it, and the implications she was making. I changed my whole career path over that.
I get mad at my mom for picking fights with me for stupid things. Like when I took the last big towel from the bathroom by accident. There's a huge basket full of towels, so she yelled at me for not checking all the towels and realizing that they were small towels. Then she had to walk two meters to the cupboard to get a towel. What a horrible daughter I am.
happens to me.
way too much.
Sometimes, reading the posts on this site make me feel like the older guy at the younger party.
Please stop smoking sir. What would the young you think? I bet he'd be disappointed in you. He doesn't want the same thing happening to his children. I know I'm disappointed. So please. From the OMG FOOT CRAMP GAHHHHHH! bottom of my heart, have a word with yourself. And your lungs.
Nicotine patches got me off them. That was 2 years ago. I'm 17 now. Message me if you want further counseling.
Don't kid yourself. "I can quit whenever I want." I DARE you to quit :) For me?
Put. Down. The. Cigarettes. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
You can get help...
"I hate my dad. He gets drunk every night and comes home and beats my mom and me."
Favvkes. I love you. I've even creeped your YouTube channel. That's all.
I just thought I'd let you know. You mean a lot to my day.
If the only example of something your parents did to anger you is them making you eat salad, you have a damn good life.
Just because it's the example they chose doesn't mean it's the only example. In fact, I bet they chose a bad one on purpose to emphasize their point.
Is their point that they suck at examples?
Sergio, fuck off.
Why? Because I speak my mind even if it makes me look like a dick? Sorry that I don't sugarcoat things, does that offend you?
I just don't like you. You're just waaaayyyy too much up in people's business. You little piece of chicken shit.
I'm only in people's business if they annoy me, faggot.
But Sergio is a champ, what did he do wrong? You, on the other hand bashed him anonymously. Now that's pathetic.