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If you think about how fat you are, then how small you are compared to the Earth, then how small the Earth is compared to other planets, then how small other planets are compared to stars, then how small stars are compared to constellations, then how small constellations are compared to galaxies, then how small galaxies are compared to space, then how small space is given the fact that it's constantly expanding, it's easy to rationalize eating an entire Pizza, amirite?

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And maybe a bit of dessert.
A "bit"

KatieKaties avatar KatieKatie Yeah You Are +2Reply

I sometimes get two large pizzas and eat them myself over two days.

silvershadow6s avatar silvershadow6 Yeah You Are +1Reply

I never rationalize. I just eat the fucker.

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