Dunno about you guys but my vagina's basically Mordor- got Orcs living in my cervix and shit.
Well, at first I only had the dragons I was born with. But I found Harry Potter really inspiring, so now I've got an arsenal of protective spells as well. There's the Thieves Downfall; that one reveals men who don't truly love me. And then, of course, there's the hymen that sucks people inside and traps them there. I check it once every ten years. And to even gain access to this place you need to show the key to my chastity belt to a bat-eared goblin. Next I'll be getting the "Welcome, stranger, but take heed" poem tattooed above my pubic hair. It's a work in progress.
this post was influenced by Todd Akin and the Colbert Report.
thank you! I couldn't find a direct link.
I used it as my citation.
I even named my dragons.
Seriously, how was Todd Akin the fastest sperm?
must've been illegitimate rape.
Do vagina dragons require treasure?
For some reason, I pictured a girl having a orgasm, then at the climax, her lady bits begin to breathe fire.
this is so sweet I just got diabetes.
okay, awesome. I just really don't want guys to feel like their vaginas have been forgotten about
Love you too Johnny
ActionMan is a strong, intelligent, and diligent man, he wouldn't look over anything.
That would be discrimination!
I really hope ActionMan sees this thread.
HE MUST KNOW OUR TRUE FEELS!
injects Janelle with insulin
Oh, you were speaking in a figurative sense? Whoops.
You can ask a mod if you really want to.
May I refer you to ActionMan? He's my favorite
I wish there was a special bird call to direct his attention to this post.
If I could love that comment I would. If only I had an account
Yeah, I don't know why this is directed at women, I have them as well.
Honestly Len, I'm not surprised.
If I could edit it I would direct this to everybody.
message sent. He's pretty popular so I imagine he receives a lot of messages. hopefully he won't overlook mine.
I'll just link him the thread.
Well, and you sent him that message asking him to edit the post, so maybe he'll look at the comments while he's here
This is so sweet I suffer from heart disease and nerve damage and I'm paralyzed from the waist down
I have no words.
WOW. this was sweet until I saw the jokes about disease and paralysis. Then it got offensive. Also Johnny please dont delete this comment I like this one ;_;
At least I made your life that much more interesting?
I'll send him a message
He really doesn't. That's why he's my favorite
OP I'm voting post of the day on this
daw shucks you're makin me blush
I didn't understand what that meant until I read the category. Then I didn't understand the reference until I read the comments.
It was pretty funny.
Wasn't he referring to what your body does in a state of distress?