Girls: It's annoying how, at Halloween, your costume choices are either something really juvenile or something slutty, amirite?

I was an Indian last year, I had to wear a jacket cuz the costume was backless. And I barley got any candy cuz I looked "too old". This year I'm wearing a costume with a mask, I'll claim to be an 11 year old boy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I was just looking for costumes online (I like to plan in advance), and I found a, and I quote, "Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" costume. Generally, girls into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (like myself) aren't going to want to dress like a stripper.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I've started improvising my own costumes now. Two years ago I was Christine O'Donnell: black shirt, black tights, black petticoat, witch hat, and campaign sign. Luckily I live in a Democratic area, so I got plenty of candy that night. Also that joke is so passe it's painful to type.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Since all my Disney character and/or super hero costume ideas have failed me (Plus, I've already been Wonder Woman) I may make a Lucille Ball costume. All I'd need is either a wig or temporary red hair dye. I usually wear vintage-looking clothes anyway, so the actual costume part won't be hard. I've already got a black and white polka-dotted skirt filled with about three layers of tulle.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I love Lucy! Do it. I bet itd be awesome. Costumes that people make themeselves always seem just a bit (sometimes a lot) cooler than store bought.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

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by Anonymous 11 years ago

Was that "I love Lucy" an intentional pun? Either way, it was great. One year I went Goodwill shopping and found an orange turtleneck and red skirt to dress up as Velma. I already had the perfect shoes and I just dyed some white knee high socks orange.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I always try to make my costume be really creative, but there's just one little problem: I'm not creative.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Even little kid costumes are slutty now. The fairy costumes at Walmart? Soooo inappropriate!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Last year I was a very slutty cop. Fishnets and handcuffs and everything. This year I'm gonna be a not-at-all-slutty Pillsbury dough boy :)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

At first, I thought your comment said "not-as-slutty" and I thought you were going as some awkward, mildly slutty Pillsbury dough boy. I'm glad that one got cleared up.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

hey guys have slutty outfits too!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Ghost. Every time. Although hardly anyone actually 'does' halloween here. It's more seen as a little kid thing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

So get creative and make your own cool/quirky costume

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Too bad I can't sew worth shit... I have a good friend though who cosplays a lot. Maybe I could get the materials and offer her some money to make me something...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's only because costumes aimed at girls are like that. Guy costumes can be worn by girls just as well, but it's not economically viable to make just as many scary ones with boob space because the majority of buyers are male. Unless your boobs are really that big, you can probably squash them and dress up as Freddie Kruger. He was a guy, like many horror villains, so of course his costume won't have boob space. Most 'guy' costumes are actually unisex, but guys prefer them.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

my friend was a rubiks cube last year. it was pretty awesome.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Do you have a picture?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

sadly no. but she made it out of cardboard and painted the squares, which doesn't sound too hard. it looked good too.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Store bought costumes are way to cheaply made to be that expensive and cover so little so I usually go to the thrift store and more or less make my costumes

by Anonymous 11 years ago

One word. Slendetman.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I wore a pumpkin costume made for toddlers a few years ago, though I suppose that fits in the juvenile category.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Me and some friends were brainstorming ideas. First we thought we should all go as hitler. Seriously just like 5 hitlers. Then someone said Casey Anthony and a tied up child. Another friend thought sandusky and a little boy would be a good idea. Me and another friend finally decided to go nude and cover ourselves in spaghettios to be fetuses.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

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by Anonymous 11 years ago

We were trying to think of stuff that would be really weird ._.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm envious of your creativity.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Get a dozen friends and be a pack of crayons.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or I can get a dozen friends and be a lynch mob!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Maybe this is why I don't have a dozen friends

by Anonymous 11 years ago

We have the Internet; we don't need friends. foreveralone

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The Internet doesn't go trick or treating with you. It doesn't fuck you either.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's okay I have a girlfriend for that.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You have a girlfriend? 

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Indeed. The foreveralone thing is more of a schtick for me.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I always make my costume. I've been a black cat, a dinosaur, a fairy, and this year I'm going as a creepy doll. All the costumes are either too slutty, too expensive, or just not worth it. It's more fun to make your own!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This year, one of my friends wants to go as pacman and the rest of us will be ghosts.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If I celebrated Halloween I'd go as Daenerys Targaryen, with a long skirt, shirt with a v-shaped bottom part, blonde hair and a dragon on my shoulder.

by Anonymous 11 years ago