+169 The worst thing that can happen when you ask out a girl is NOT that she will say no; she could slap you, kick you in the balls, and charge you for sexual harassment, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Confidence booster... wary

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That or they go into very descriptive details on why the wouldnt. Words hurt too man

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Also, she could grow fangs and turn into a giant, bloodthirsty wolf. But I guess we're trying to keep things realistic.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

... Yeah, but can't that be said for anything? "Don't ask the waiter for an extra fork because he might punch you in the face and steal your shoes!"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You're thinking too small. He could stab you with the fork and then set the restaurant on fire. Then take over the government and enslave everyone.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And then you explode

by Anonymous 11 years ago