+83 Guys: If you had a penny for every single sperm you have ejaculated, you would be hated by everyone because pennies are shitty. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My first wet dream would've made me richer than Croesus, considering every drop contains 20 million sperm per milliliter.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Uh, where would the pennies appear?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

in your room troll

by Anonymous 11 years ago

AND I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO USE A VENDING MACHINE!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Pennies are almost worthless. We should just get rid of them

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Individually, but if this post became reality, I'd be insanely rich.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Guess you never heard about the guy who bought a brand new Ford pickup with pennies he'd saved...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

and im sure he was hated for it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago