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Since Earth is made up of about 71% water, it's probably a good idea to learn how to swim. amirite?

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So that's what water looks like!

@notmuchnotmuch So that's what water looks like!

Thanks OP for putting up a picture, I wouldn't be able to understand the post otherwise.

@Nacklefoodle Thanks OP for putting up a picture, I wouldn't be able to understand the post otherwise.

The picture was to emphasize just how how much water there really is... & plus it looks nice.

@StephanieIsAmazing The picture was to emphasize just how how much water there really is... & plus it looks nice.

This entire post is just so...absolutely fucking terrible. The other day, I was walking around the Earth, and since it is 71% water, I tripped and almost drowned, because it isn't like 29% of something as big as Earth is still fucking huge. Also, swimming is great to have as a means of transportation; the other day I just up and swam the fucking Pacific Ocean to get to Asia.

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Uncalled for. I never personally insulted you.

@notmuchnotmuch So that's what water looks like!

It's a picture of a guy drowning y smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +11Reply

At first I was like, "HAHA! Yeah, what idiot doesn't know how to swim."
Then I just cried for a while and looked up a guide on google.

Lens avatar Len Yeah You Are +23Reply

Or just stay on the 29% of land.

@Emyleigh Or just stay on the 29% of land.

I think the point was that with so much of it around, it can go pretty much anywhere, so swimming is a useful skill to have.
Plus melting and ice caps and all that, but I don't think that's what OP was referring to.

justfuckmeups avatar justfuckmeup Yeah You Are 0Reply
@J_A_C_K Boats.

Yeah, because boats never sink or anything; and people always have convenient boats around them when flash flooding occurs.

@J_A_C_K Since when can water get up and go anywhere?

Floods, tsunamis, storms, being the most destructive force on Earth.

justfuckmeups avatar justfuckmeup Yeah You Are 0Reply
@J_A_C_K Vegas.

Mountains have snow on them.

justfuckmeups avatar justfuckmeup Yeah You Are 0Reply
@justfuckmeup Mountains have snow on them.

Cool story bro.

But there arent any mountains in vegas.

@J_A_C_K Cool story bro. But there arent any mountains in vegas.

There are mountains in Nevada, though. If there was enough force, the water could somehow reach Vegas. Maybe.

Oh, and there's always rain.

justfuckmeups avatar justfuckmeup Yeah You Are 0Reply
@J_A_C_K Cool story bro. But there arent any mountains in vegas.

Long story short J_A_C_K, just learn how to swim. Seriously, it sounds a shit load of a lot cheaper than moving to and living in Vegas.

@J_A_C_K Are you kidding? Do you even have any idea how much swimming lessons cost?

Actually, yes I do. I just put my 8 year old in swimming lessons. $130 without membership at our local YMCA.

& FYI she went from being terrified of being near open water to being a little fish in the ocean.& plus they taught her the basic lifeguard/water safety rules.

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