Each day is like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Sometimes you get an average, sometimes you get a Big Cup, and sometimes you get a melted mess that you can't even get out of the wrapper, amirite?

+87 Each day is like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Sometimes you get an average, sometimes you get a Big Cup, and sometimes you get a melted mess that you can't even get out of the wrapper, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Also, can you please incorporate Reese's Pieces in there somewhere? They're my favorite.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's what she said

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If your penis becomes a melted mess after you have sex then you need to go see a doctor.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The mental imagery...

by Anonymous 11 years ago