-84 All you can eat buffets: You can never eat more than one plate of food, no matter how good the food there is, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I once witnessed a guy put on at least 30 pounds at an all you can eat buffet.. I think he might've put the place out of business

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Reminds me of something the comedian Bruce Bruce once said: "Me and my cousins do crazy things together. We go to all you can eat restaurants and sit down **at** the buffet. The waiter's like 'Can I get you something?' and I'm like 'Some napkins, that's all we need.' "

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My friends and I will literally sit there for about four hours, getting more food every half hour or so.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You've obviously never seen me eat

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I can usually down two or three plates before I'm stuffed. My friends love making fun of me for this, as they literally compete with each other to see how much food they can consume.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The way this is formatted, it seems like it's addressed TO all you can eat buffets. Which is kinda weird.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I like how the start of this post is "All you can eat buffets: ...", because It seems like the post is addressing all-you-can-eat buffets. :D

by Anonymous 11 years ago

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Pssshht... I eat like, 6 plates of food and that's with me being a skinny teenage girl!

by Anonymous 11 years ago