Also about life and birthday+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
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Also about birthday+395If you changed you birthday on facebook you would get like a million wall posts cause lets be honest those people don't know you real birthday... Facebook tells them, amirite?
Also about life and birthday+118It would be hilarious to celebrate your child's birthday on a completely random day and call them a nickname without them ever knowing the truth. That way, when they needed to see their birth certificate for something they would realize that their whole life is a lie and be emotionally scarred and have trust issues their entire life, amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life, pop, and ate+73You'd be more compelled to go out in the real world and do things if life had an achievement system. Like a little icon would pop up 50 gamerscore, got married 10 gamerscore, ate healthy 30 gamerscore, got promoted amirite?