-19 Abstinence is as simple as being a goalie. Just keep your legs together and no balls will get between them, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

BUT HORNYNESS CAN GET IN THE WAY ;___;

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It took me a while to realize that you meant lacrosse... cuz hockey has pucks unless it's roller.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

OP could have meant soccer, which is what I thought about.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

HOLY CRAP I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT WAS A SPORT SOCCER MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That made me laugh.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

When I see "goalie" I think hockey because of the goalie masks in horror movies... and lacrosse is similar to hockey with all the bumping and sticks... so lacrosse came before soccer in my mind wow...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hockey and lacrosse are neither one very popular where I'm from, so I probably wouldn't have even thought of either of those.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Although I don't see how keeping your legs together as a goalie stops balls from getting in the goal. And balls generally are not what goes into the vagina hmm

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Plus you have to change pads at the end of the period.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The best goalies are the ones who can handle their sticks the best.

by Anonymous 11 years ago