"your girlfriend walks in"
"they use their teeth"
It doesn't count if they use their teeth.
"It doesn't count if your point doesn't support my argument"
How does it not count? It is still getting head, it would just invalidate your post.
That's why it doesn't count
I kid. It doesn't count because that's a separate sexual act called a toothjob. It's in the "fun time in the mouth" family but doesn't classify as a traditional blow job. Just like using only your tongue wouldn't count as a classic blow job. I've published a paper on this.
That's not even legit.
Also, according to Urban Dictionary....
When a girl has a gap in her teeth so big, you can get your meat spanked with it.
You'd trust UrbanDictionary over some anonymous stranger on amirite?
Yes. Yes I would.
Well then I have lost all hope for the amirite community.
Because I don't trust a random anonymous stranger who makes stupid comments? Perhaps if you weren't anonymous you might have a little more credibility, but it would really depend on who you are.
That's rude. My comments aren't stupid. They're thought provoking. Try guess who I am.
You said you lost all hope in the amirite community because I trusted a website over an anonymous stranger on here, yet I'm the rude one?
You called my comment stupid. That's way more rude
Well I am terribly sorry if I hurt your feelings over the internet just because I said that your comment saying something that invalidates your post doesn't count is stupid.
I accept your sincere apology. And I apologize for saying I lost faith in the amirite community. Friends?
Friends. Now want to tell me who you really are? You can message me if you prefer.
Uh... real me isn't as fascinating and interesting as troll me. But if you insist.
I do insist.
You argued with a troll. You tarded?
No, but thank you for your interest.
"it turns out to be a bear"
That's not even possible
It happened to me just last week.
How did you get your dick into a bears mouth in the first place?
Compliment its fur.
Getting it in is the easy part. Getting it out is a whole different story.
Approaching a wild animal and then thrusting your penis into it's mouth sounds so easy.
I'm glad we agree =]
"You wake up"
"the person giving you head barfs from how huge you are"
"It's annoying when you're getting head and your cat thinks your nuts are a toy, amirite?"
"Your mom walks in"
"your dick won't stop falling off"
It's annoying when you're getting head and you get mauled by a tiger.
HEY. We can see that it's you . You now have to change your vote on this post to NW, according to the amirite Code of Forthrightness.
or i could delete my comment. What should i do?
Don't even try.
Oh no. Now people who don't know who i am will see that i did something that doesn't matter at all. Get a life dude.
Oh snap! Keep the internet put-downs coming, you're doing great!
I'm just fucking with you. I really should have thought about it before i made that first comment though. Now i feel like an amirite noob.
I know right? What a nerd this guy is