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That could be a problem. Do you have sumthing to clean it up with? Though, I guess it's a good sine you can still type.

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +27Reply

brb.. gonna get drunk

krispykrackers avatar krispykracker Yeah You Are +7Reply

By far the best math pun I've ever heard

swimlaxs avatar swimlax Yeah You Are +7Reply

I'm really disappointed with myself that it took me a full two minutes to figure this joke out

sprite590s avatar sprite590 Yeah You Are +7Reply

Math puns are fun. goo smilie

@Altoid_Freak_250 Math puns are fun.

Math puns are the first sine of madness...

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@Brettward95 Stop

Hahahah good one Brett!
Wait... I don't get it

@Altoid_Freak_250 Math puns are fun.

You know what goes best with beer? Pi!

wary smilie

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Altoid_Freak_250 Math puns are fun.

I'm not usually a fan of math puns, but I'm partial to this one

smirk smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +7Reply

What if root beer is a complex number?

eldoritos avatar eldorito Yeah You Are +6Reply

teach me how to math

@Your_Best_Friend teach me how to math

lol I dunno how to math. 2+2=3cos 181. this is how I math.

Nice! I see what you did there!

Okay so i have a question... When you say real beer, do you mean that its just regular beer now without the root, or does it have to do with real or imaginary numbers? Or both?

Anonymous 0Reply

Wait , what, I don't get it?

ifailedmymathss avatar ifailedmymaths Yeah You Are 0Reply
@ifailedmymaths Wait , what, I don't get it?

Twas a mathematical joke, my friend.

Orangiess avatar Orangies Yeah You Are 0Reply

Please stop with the pun posts guise. Dey mak meh crai (cry2)

But it would have to be a cube cup. In which case you'd just have beer, root beer.

Yo, this can't be. How can da root beer, turn into da real beer. Makes no sense . You're not Jesus ya know. THis aint no water inta wine kinda thing yo.

Sooooooouuuuuppppp <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Congrats! Actually the most hilarious thing! You should have seen my friend; I said this, and she just looked at me for a minute before bursting out laughing <3 <3

lucyjoans avatar lucyjoan Yeah You Are -7Reply
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Calm your tits. She's my friend, she is allowed to wish me congratulations on an accomplishment. No need to freak out.

Soups avatar Soup Yeah You Are 0Reply

No, if you pour root beer into a square cup, you have a square cup containing a liquid, the liquid obviously, will be root beer. The size and shape of the cup would make no difference to the contents being positioned inside of it.

Anonymous -8Reply

No- no- no- no- no- no- no-, I will not allow this. This is too far, I can't... No. You cannot "root" a number, you can "square root" a number. Placing a liquid inside a container with sides of equal value does not remove it's previous title, seeing as that would require the conversion of matter, which is not allowed. You cannot cancel out- what? That's not even- THAT IS NOT EVEN A TERM. NO. NOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
... This is why I hate people.

Anonymous -11Reply
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