Also by DavidXanth-2As it is, the human form is fundamentally imperfect. We would have been better, closer to being perfect, if the brain was right beside the heart. Amirite?
Also about hit and hammer+55The easiest way to find your pulse is to miss the nail and hit your finger with the hammer. amirite?
Also by DavidXanth+16What really sucks is when the vacuum cleaner won't, amirite?
Also about hit and eventually+28It's better to learn the truth and eventually accept it than it is to deceive yourself and risk someday being hit by it full force. Self deception is a leap in the direction of ignorant bliss, which is a very unstable and dangerous path, Amirite?
Also about hit, thumb, and hammer+66It really sucks when you hit your thumb with the hammer while trying hang something on the wall, amirite?
Also about hit and eventually+312Anybody else notice that in kids' shows like iCarly and Hannah Montana, the male characters are often hit by the female ones? Not hit "on," just... hit. And then eventually they start dating. Because the best relationships are the ones that promote a double standard of domestic violence, amirite?
Also about hit and hammer+538whenever you accidentally hit your tooth with a spoon it feels more like you hit it with a hammer, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+3Now that your kids have grown up, you can walk around naked. Amirite?
Also about hit and eventually+427Whenever someone's talking to you and you don't really want to talk with them just stare right above their head. Eventually they'll turn around and ask what your staring at. Now you hit them across the head with the pole you've been reaching for behind your back. Problem solved, amirite?
Also about hit and eventually+206Temple Run teaches us all a valuable lesson; don't steal, because you'll eventually run off an edge, hit a tree, or burn to death. Amirite?