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Also about Jokes & Humour+51True story -
The man in the house is commonly criticized by the woman in the house for not putting the toilet seat back down. However, in one house in particular, an elderly woman got stuck in the toilet seat. It wasn't the first time. But this time, she was so stuck, nobody could pull her out and they had to remove the entire toilet, with her stuck in it, so they could take her to the hospital to have her removed from the toilet. During an argument in the hospital, the wife and daughter of the patient yelled at the husband- "I told you not to put the toilet seat down!"
Also by DavidXanth+9Clouds don't really have silver linings. The sky is just a big mirror and the silver linings are the reflections of the bright upcurls of light that shine from a person's face whenever it breaks into a hopeful, honest smile. It is the sole reason why people who had allowed HOPE itself abandon them are not able to see the silver linings. Amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+5Friends don't let friends forget to backup all their important data, amirite? More
Also by DavidXanth-7Best comeback: "You look even more beautiful up-close especially with that pepper-spray in your hand." Amirite?
Also by DavidXanth-5Surely the male specie would have gotten something really amazing in return for an arm or maybe a leg than what he got for a small piece of rib. Amirite?