You know those TV commercials about internet service? "Buy our service or your daughter might be too bored without it. This may cause her to marry young and become a young mother who gives birth to a rebellious grandchild. If you don't want a rebellious grandchild, you might want to buy our internet service" Even though we know it's ridiculous to say that no internet service=rebellious grandchild, that ad still got our attention and people are still purchasing that internet service, amirite?