And every...something...is a...something something...if you don't mind...something else.
Imma pet a porcupine...with my penis.
Holy shit this is now my new favorite comment. I know I get a new favorite like everyday but still
Well, show it some love, ya poopoo.
I forgot to
Am I supposed to take this sexually, or...
No...Do you find yourself thinking about animals sexually often or...
And every girl is down to fuck as long as you don't mind illegally buying a gun
So.... Buying the gun is the only illegal thing in that sentence?
Well I mean there's the rape part.
Oh yeah. The rape. That too
So... You can't pet animals at a zoo if you're a feline? Understandably.
I feel like I'm missing something here.
If you're petting the animal's pussies however... that's a whole other story.
Then there is probably some licking involved.
I think you got the wrong joke here
I'm just trying to get my achievement...I didn't know this was going to be POTD
Wait what achievement?
It's funny because this post isn't potd.
So either I get to pet the lions, tigers, and other big cats at the zoo and NOT be a pussy >..^< or i don't get to pet the big cats at the zoo but I WILL BE a pussy >..^<
WHAT DO I PICK?! WHY GOD, WHY?!?
Can we limit you to one comment per POTD?
OOH OOH I WANNA BE A PUSSY MEE MEEEEEEEE PICK MEEEEEEEEEE
You are what you eat
Also, it appears I was right.
I knew it.