"Now come with me and we'll go put these fella's on people's doorsteps!"
I am with you dude. Lets start.
Psh, like I would ever have a kid. I'd probably forget to feed it or something.
"Ah, damn, the baby suffocated again"
crawl roll out dead
THIS. IS. AWESOME
That is hilarious! I hate when people tell their kids these insane stories instead of telling them they'll tell them in the future or a clean version of how babies are made. I knew this one lady who told her child that they popped out of her belly button. I mean, Seriously?
I used to think that babies kicked their way out of the stomach and that was the reason they kicked in the first place. My mom never corrected me. :(
Hahaha that's what I'm saying because you know how upset I'd be if I went around telling people that I came out of my mom's belly button and then found out I really didn't? That'd be embarrassing!
I feel like that would be really scarring for your children
Oh my god. I lurve this.
Good then they won't eat all my food
That's horrifying... That child will have problems
You'd have to get other moms to join in, for future playdates.
"The nanny will take care of you guys until I get back, I have to put today's babies up for adoption."
It's funny because "Kate" pretty much just copied and pasted this whole thing from http://thatclaired.tumblr.com/p...-for-when-your .
And that tumblr has like thousands of likes and thousands of re-blogs.
See "Inspired by" link.
Who care? I'm glad it was posted.
Before bashing on someone, make sure you actually look at what's on your screen.
OK. Because I tried my best not to "bash" on anyone. All I said was that it was funny that she copied and pasted the whole thing.
It's also very funny because 10 people don't find it interesting, the fact that it's against the rules to "rip off your post completely" from a different website.
I'm not saying its mine. I credited it with the exact link so people could see it is not mine.
I know that.
I enjoy how you condensed that into one word
OK. I was just pointing out that it says:
"We don't mind if you get ideas from other places, as long as you don't rip off your post completely."
I think now would be a good time to inform you that by "rip off completely", they mean "pretend it's your own".
No it means don't copy your post word for word. It even says it next to the citation box.
Oh, my mistake.
In that case OP screwed up.
did someone call for me?
I was definitely hoping you would see that when I was writing it
Thanks to you, I feel special. I started a debate quite huge over all these people I don't even know :) :P
That rule hasn't been enforced for a really long time.
That doesn't make it NOT a rule.
Completely true, not saying that it is fine copying a post, just saying.