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You should prepare for when your kids ask, “Where do babies come from?” by hiding babies all over your house, & when they ask, say “haha where don’t they come from!” and open all of your cabinets & then all of the babies crawl out, amirite?

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abbeyds avatar abbeyd Yeah You Are +42Reply

"Now come with me and we'll go put these fella's on people's doorsteps!"
Genius.

mirandaamirites avatar mirandaamirite Yeah You Are +29Reply

Psh, like I would ever have a kid. I'd probably forget to feed it or something.

crawl roll out dead

iceeselenawizs avatar iceeselenawiz Yeah You Are +13Reply

THIS. IS. AWESOME

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +10Reply

That is hilarious! hehe smilie I hate when people tell their kids these insane stories instead of telling them they'll tell them in the future or a clean version of how babies are made. I knew this one lady who told her child that they popped out of her belly button. I mean, Seriously?

@Erythromania That is hilarious! I hate when people tell their kids these insane stories instead of telling them they'll...

I used to think that babies kicked their way out of the stomach and that was the reason they kicked in the first place. My mom never corrected me. :(

Normas avatar Norma Yeah You Are +8Reply
@Norma I used to think that babies kicked their way out of the stomach and that was the reason they kicked in the first...

Hahaha that's what I'm saying because you know how upset I'd be if I went around telling people that I came out of my mom's belly button and then found out I really didn't? That'd be embarrassing!

I feel like that would be really scarring for your children

sprite590s avatar sprite590 Yeah You Are +6Reply

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Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +4Reply

Oh my god. I lurve this.

Then they ask 'how are babies born?'.

OnePiecepkmns avatar OnePiecepkmn Yeah You Are 0Reply
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Good then they won't eat all my food

eastcoasts avatar eastcoast Yeah You Are +4Reply

That's horrifying... That child will have problems

saxybandgeeks avatar saxybandgeek Yeah You Are -2Reply

You'd have to get other moms to join in, for future playdates.

"The nanny will take care of you guys until I get back, I have to put today's babies up for adoption."

Skr3wBalls avatar Skr3wBall Yeah You Are -3Reply

It's funny because "Kate" pretty much just copied and pasted this whole thing from http://thatclaired.tumblr.com/p...-for-when-your .

And that tumblr has like thousands of likes and thousands of re-blogs.

Sewcdfs avatar Sewcdf Yeah You Are -21Reply
@Sewcdf It's funny because "Kate" pretty much just copied and pasted this whole thing from...

Before bashing on someone, make sure you actually look at what's on your screen.

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@Before bashing on someone, make sure you actually look at what's on your screen.

OK. Because I tried my best not to "bash" on anyone. All I said was that it was funny that she copied and pasted the whole thing.

Sewcdfs avatar Sewcdf Yeah You Are -8Reply
@Sewcdf It's funny because "Kate" pretty much just copied and pasted this whole thing from...

It's also very funny because 10 people don't find it interesting, the fact that it's against the rules to "rip off your post completely" from a different website.

Sewcdfs avatar Sewcdf Yeah You Are -4Reply
@Sewcdf It's also very funny because 10 people don't find it interesting, the fact that it's against the rules to "rip off...

I'm not saying its mine. I credited it with the exact link so people could see it is not mine.

Kates avatar Kate Yeah You Are +20Reply
@Sewcdf I know that.

Then quitcherbitchin.

justfuckmeups avatar justfuckmeup Yeah You Are +55Reply
@justfuckmeup Then quitcherbitchin.

I enjoy how you condensed that into one word

eastcoasts avatar eastcoast Yeah You Are +27Reply
@justfuckmeup Then quitcherbitchin.

OK. I was just pointing out that it says:
"We don't mind if you get ideas from other places, as long as you don't rip off your post completely."

Sewcdfs avatar Sewcdf Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Sewcdf OK. I was just pointing out that it says: "We don't mind if you get ideas from other places, as long as you don't...

I think now would be a good time to inform you that by "rip off completely", they mean "pretend it's your own".

justfuckmeups avatar justfuckmeup Yeah You Are +1Reply
@goodtime "Good time" did someone call for me?

I was definitely hoping you would see that when I was writing it y smilie

justfuckmeups avatar justfuckmeup Yeah You Are +2Reply
@justfuckmeup I was definitely hoping you would see that when I was writing it

Thanks to you, I feel special. I started a debate quite huge over all these people I don't even know :) :P

Sewcdfs avatar Sewcdf Yeah You Are +1Reply
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@That doesn't make it NOT a rule.

Completely true, not saying that it is fine copying a post, just saying.

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