+181 When things get awkward at someone's house, you pet the person's dog, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Then it gets more awkward when I'm sitting in the middle of the room petting the carpet instead.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I pet a couch :)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"What's that? Your mom is yelling at you? Oh my God I never noticed how facinating your dog is! Let me just not look away from it until you talk to me again"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 10 years ago