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Swimming is really good for you. Especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout, but you also don't die, amirite?

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Am I the only one who doesn't get this joke? :$

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+495"Scientists state that drowning is the least painful way to die." Well, that's very nice and all but how in god's name do they come up with that research? Do they study people who are drowning and just nod curiously and go, "right, well they look happier than the man who was burning to a crisp last time we checked, so it mustn't hurt too badly," amirite?

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+535Swimming is a confusing sport. Sometimes you do it for fun, other times you do it to well... not die, amirite?

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+234The only thing better than one night stands is two night stands, carved from the finest mahogany and nicely placed on each side of the bed. amirite?

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+42You hate it when somebody posts a fact rather than an opinion, such as "Velma from Scooby Doo wears glasses", amirite?

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+274The Olympic Swimming Team's official song should be "Just Keep Swimming". amirite?

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+10Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off! amirite?

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+22Why, just why, does Chrome have an option for "Close tabs to the right", but not for "Close tabs to the left"? That's discrimination, amirite?

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+263Around 75 million people die in one day around the world. It's amazing to think that you could meet someone today who may die later on the same day, amirite?

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