It sucks when you have a turd sticking out of half your butthole and you can't suck it back in but it won't come out so you have to sit on the toilet and try to squeeze it out for a while, amirite?

+115 It sucks when you have a turd sticking out of half your butthole and you can't suck it back in but it won't come out so you have to sit on the toilet and try to squeeze it out for a while, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm gonna get this post on a t-shirt.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Most beautifully worded post I've ever seen.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This is so gross but so true.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I loved it and YYA because I'm doing it right now

by Anonymous 11 years ago

how nice D:

by Anonymous 11 years ago

In that position right now

by Anonymous 11 years ago