+69 It would be scary if you were in the basement trying to wait out a hurricane, then suddenly a window breaks and water floods into the room, and an angry giant squid washes in and starts attacking you, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's not like this is obvious as fuck or anything...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

obvious and imaginative

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's why you go to the highest point possible during a hurricane. You go to the basement during a tornado

by Anonymous 11 years ago

you gotta get in the eye of it and run around following it. that way, you have a tornado shield against squid attack, and you're constantly on the move and safe from the tornado as well

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well that escalated quickly

by Anonymous 11 years ago

1. You have a window in your basement? 2. If I had a basement, I'd probably have a lot of knives and stuff in there, so I'd try to cut up the squid and eat it. Squids are delicious.

by Anonymous 11 years ago