is his penis poking up from his pants
Yes because surfing is that exciting.
I assumed that was the belly button
It actually is lol
any particular reason you went with blondie?
When I think of surfing, I think of overly tan blond dudes.
Isn't the wave backwards?
That stomach is scaring me a bit.
Oh my... It's actually scaring me too
Look, Ma, no hands!