I guess after you make the time macne and come from the futer, you will be living during a time when you have your virginity and god is real.
Time macne jokes stopped being amusing a really long time ago.
Well I guess it's a good thing I can just use my time macne to go back to the good ol' days when they were still funny then.
This joke is so much sweeter now.
I can't decide which would be more appropriate, so I'll just use both:
Just sleep, talk, have sex in reverse motion, then do foreplay, then go on a date
I don't see the twenty minutes of crying anywhere in that list.
You couldn't see it even it was there.
But sex in reverse motion is... the same?
you talk after sex?
I'm a virgin
Unless it goes horribly, people often do (not me personally)
how? xD after you loose it and you go and you take someone else's virginity?! xD
Sure is. You do it the same way you unbake a cake
Elaborate on that.
Yeah, I'll just unstick the dick that was inside me.
I don't think virginity is what you think it is...
omg i read it wrong ahaha i thought it said "it's impossible to get your virginity back after you have lost it," so i was like are those 51 people who clicked "no way" freaking stupid? :P
What the actual fuck
Check under the couch, orrr...?
LOl
any word is completely made up no?
If you're Muslim, perhaps.
Maybe if you had a phone called the "Virginity." Then it's like, "Oh, I lost my Virginity. AGAIN."
I guess after you make the time macne and come from the futer, you will be living during a time when you have your virginity and god is real.
Time macne jokes stopped being amusing a really long time ago.
Well I guess it's a good thing I can just use my time macne to go back to the good ol' days when they were still funny then.
This joke is so much sweeter now.
I can't decide which would be more appropriate, so I'll just use both:
Just sleep, talk, have sex in reverse motion, then do foreplay, then go on a date
I don't see the twenty minutes of crying anywhere in that list.
You couldn't see it even it was there.
But sex in reverse motion is... the same?
you talk after sex?
I'm a virgin
Unless it goes horribly, people often do (not me personally)
how? xD after you loose it and you go and you take someone else's virginity?! xD
Sure is. You do it the same way you unbake a cake
Elaborate on that.
Yeah, I'll just unstick the dick that was inside me.
I don't think virginity is what you think it is...
omg i read it wrong ahaha
i thought it said "it's impossible to get your virginity back after you have lost it," so i was like are those 51 people who clicked "no way" freaking stupid? :P
What the actual fuck
Check under the couch, orrr...?
LOl
any word is completely made up
no?
If you're Muslim, perhaps.
Maybe if you had a phone called the "Virginity." Then it's like, "Oh, I lost my Virginity. AGAIN."