As someone who lives far enough away from a city so there's no light pollution, it IS awesome.
And then you see Slenderman and you scream.
Where I am there's never any light pollution. I don't even think I've seen light pollution haha.
Yeah the OP makes it sound like an impossibility. The simple solution is just to get in your car and DRIVE. Or...move to Mongolia - most of the country is like that.