Also about fucking, love, and forget+240If you think about it, the phrase "sanctity of marriage" is a bit odd. Especially considering that all throughout history marriages consisted of women being given away with no say in the matter like pieces of property, sometimes still as children. Oh, and let's not forget about arranged marriages for political and social gain. In fact two people marrying for love is a relatively new concept. It doesn't really sound like marriage was ever that fucking sacred of an institution to begin with, amirite?
Also about house+220You're still waiting for the contest where you could win the house in the good ole disney movie Smart House, amirite?
Also about fucking house+500You don't mind when people curse in front of you, unless they say it every other word like"I'm fucking doing fucking homework at my fucking house". But it's more annoying when people can't/don't curse so they say things like "I DON'T GIVE A FUDGESICLE FLYING FLADOODLE STICK", amirite?
Also about fucking house+974What they should really say on those cooking shows: "Hello and welcome to 'Pointless Cooking That Has Nothing To Do With Anyone's Actual Life'. Today, we are making a very complicated recipe, using ingredients you don't have, utensils you've never heard of, and in a kitchen that is bigger than your whole fucking house.", amirite?
Also about fucking house+500How can it be considered stealing when the WiFi signal is trespassing in my fucking house, amirite?
Also about fucking house+76Sometimes, you just need to let Mark Wahlberg in the fucking house, amirite?