No matter what the product may be, a good way to throw off an aggressive salesman is to interrupt him and ask, "Yes, but does it work on cats?" Amirite?

"With Viagra, you can also-"
"Yes, but does it work on cats?"

"New Trojan Twister will blow your socks off-"
"Yes, but does it work on cats?"

"Hi, I would like to sell you cat products!"

I read this and immediately thought of Oxi Clean.

But it's just their job o.o

if you laughed at this you have the sense of humor of a 6 year old...