Also about child and newborn+366What if when you died, you went into some other world (not Earth) as a newborn child and completely forgot about your life on Earth, so that you would start a whole new life all over again? What if it was just an infinite loop of dying and being born again? What if you already died and you are actually in some form of afterlife right now? Extremely unlikely, but weird to think about, amirite?
Also about Life+32Retiring when you're old and physically unable is like eating a dinner you don't like and then being too full for dessert, amirite?
Also about Life+28The sound of children laughing can be very pleasant. Unless it's dark. And you can't see them. amirite?
Also about child and born+284It sucks to be an only child because you have no siblings; it sucks to be first born because you are the responsible and tester child; it sucks to be the youngest child because all of the handmedowns and comparisons to your older siblings; it sucks to be the middle child because there's nothing really special about you. It just sucks to born then, amirite?
Also about child and born+682At the moment of birth, the father of the child should swivel around in a chair, look directly at the new born child and say "I've been expecting you," amirite?
Also about child and boy+610At the end of a football game, a child found a lost cellphone, so he brought it to the referee and said: "Sir, I think this is your phone." Confused, the ref responded: "Oh, why is that, child?" The boy then replied: "Because it says you have 10 missed calls.", amirite?
Also about child and putting+353Letting your child become overweight should be considered a form of abuse. By constantly feeding them junk food and allowing them to sit in front of a television for hours a day, you're putting their health at risk. When it all comes down to it, it IS a form of child abuse. amirite?