Also by Egotistical+33Sometimes you make an exceptional facial expression for someone when they look your direction, but then they never look and you are thoroughly upset. amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also by Egotistical+116You can't claim to be against racism if you don't support homosexuals. People don't choose their skin color or where they're born, nor do they choose if they are attracted to the opposite or same sex, amirite?
Also about attractive+405Being funny makes you more attractive. Being attractive makes people pretend like you're funnier, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+19Experience: The name people give to their mistakes. Amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life and generally+141It'd be very interesting to have the ability to be a completely different person in real life, you could develop relationships with different people, have different strengths and weaknesses and really just generally have a broader outlook on life, amirite?
Also by Egotistical+26You fear you will never find the right person to spend your life with. amirite?