Also about santa claus and christmas presents+288Think about it: Santa works on his Christmas presents all year; most men wait until Christmas Eve for their last minute shopping. Santa packs a bag full of gifts for all the children of the world; most men can’t pack any bag at all. Santa navigates the entire globe in a night; most men would get lost and then refuse to ask for directions. Santa Claus is actually a woman, amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays-76Amirite should be converted into a dating site every Valentines day, amirite?
Also about santa claus+222Santa Claus takes reverse pick pocketing to a whole new level, amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+64Santa is real but the true definition of good has been changed so much it doesn't exist. amirite?
Also about Holidays & Birthdays+101If we ever colonize other planets, aging might be planet-based, considering the different daytimes and year-durations. amirite?
Also about false hope+241Hallmark movies give un-attractive, single girls false hope, amirite?
Also about christmas presents+84It's funny to watch dogs open Christmas presents, especially because they don't understand that they need to pretend they like all the gifts, amirite?
Also about christmas presents+108If you weren't told it was a punishment, flammable rocks would be pretty cool Christmas presents, amirite?
Also about kids, christmas, and santa claus+438It seems kind of messed up that Santa Claus rejected Rudolf cause of his birth defect till he decided to use him so all the kids wouldn't hate him for canceling Christmas, amirite?