Also about bacon+127Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community. If you put bacon bits on a strip of bacon, you'd probably open up some sort of vortex. Of course it'd be redundant because you'd probably just go back to a different time when you were eating bacon. Amirite?
Also about bacon+549Restaurants shouldn't use the same grill to cook everything, like bacon & beef, because some people can be allergic to what's in the bacon, or allergic to what's in the beef, and maybe people aren't allowed to eat bacon because of their religion, amirite?
Also about bacon+449Take your first bite of a delicious bacon sandwich, and all the bacon comes out with it... Leaving you with a boring roll, amirite?