Also about food, death, and stealing+390It's odd that dogs eat food off the floor like vacuum cleaners but are scared to death of them. It's like, "What is this strange device? OH MY GOD IT'S GETTING RID OF MY FUR AND STEALING MY CRUMBS! Oh how I hate you!" amirite?
Also about justify stealing+130It's annoying as fuck and just bad parenting to justify stealing their kids stuff with "well I've bought you lots of stuff your whole life", amirite?
Also about stealing food+135You always feel so accomplished when you get back to your room in the middle of the night from stealing food from your fridge and not waking anyone up, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+36Sad events in your life tend to have a longer lasting effect on you then happier, more positive events. amirite?
Also about food, children, and death+555There are so many pictures of children starving, just so we can donate money. Some are even close to death. What I'm wondering is why the photographer didn't give them any food. amirite?
Also about Philosophy-63Its easier to point a finger then lift one, amirite?
Also about justify stealing+285You could justify stealing a painting by reciting a thousand word essay to whoever you stole it from, amirite?
Also about children, death, and medicine+651Grape flavored medicine doesn't taste like grape at all. It tastes like tears & the death of small children. amirite?
Also about food and children+320Its quite annoyong when parents complain about fast-food companies making their children fat. I mean they bought the food for their fatass- I mean children, amirite?