Also by Gambiteer+24It's annoying when somebody butts into your argument with dumb interjections like, "I'm pretty sure The Hunger Games wasn't based on a true story" or, "You're a horrible person for saying that it should be legal to throw tomatoes at fat people." Keep your thoughts to yourself, amirite?
Also about heart+372"Girl: I'm having my operation now I love you. The girl lays on operation bed. Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too. Girl finishes heart transplant and the boy is gone. Girl: Nurse where is he? Nurse says: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave you, did they? Nurse hands the girl a note. Girl reads note 'I told you it was yours'". That's pretty creepy, amirite?
Also about heart and stairs+906when you're climbing stairs and your foot takes one more step then there are stairs you have a little mini heart attack, amirite?
Also by Gambiteer+22Dubstep was probably invented when someone accidentally vacuumed a record collection and thought, "Hey! This sounds nothing like music but people would still enjoy it because it sounds intense", amirite?
Also about heart and shape+60The cultural Valentine's heart shape is a lie, real hearts look much different. amirite?
Also by Gambiteer+16Biological terrorists were probably the biggest loners in terrorist school. Guards who catch them must be really confused at first. "Hey! What's that you just put in your coat?! A bomb?" "Nah man, it's just, uh, nothing." "We need backup! Somebody's got an unidentified substance in their coat!" "Ah, fuck. It's an orange ok? I wanted to prove myself by smuggling bacteria! How's that for badass??" "...Call off the backup. It's just some weirdo smuggling fruit", amirite?
Also about stairs and shape+251America on the whole would be a bit more in shape if every McDonald's was up a few flights of stairs, amirite?
Also about stairs+516The great thing about escalators is that they are never out of order. They just turn into stairs. Instead of putting a sign that says "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order", we should just put "Escalator Temporarily Stairs", amirite?
Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness-103Believe it or not, i care more then a doctor when i call you fatass, amirite?
Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness+63Smokers get stoned but crackers don't get crack, amirite?
Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness+68If you actually gave a damn you'd have taken better care of yourself, amirite?