Also about Philosophy+65There's a point in your life we're dating someone older is no longer nearly as impressive, amirite?
Also about blood supply+213God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+73At some point some of us become a person who has a bird on their shoulder. amirite?
Also about make blood+272Books in a vampire's point of view make blood sound really good, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+72The life of a photon is pretty sad. Millions of years bouncing around the sun, minutes of freedom before smashing against planets and stuff, amirite?
Also about make blood+63Boomers make blood, sweat, and tears seem like a currency. amirite?
Also about short, blood, and supply+100Blood is so inconvenient--it stains, smells bad, and always seems to be in short supply. It would be way more convenient to have water running through our veins instead (if we ignore all that silly stuff about blood carrying all the nutrients for our bodies). That way dying of dehydration would be so much harder, amirite?