Also about tanning bed+385Oh thanks! Its natural!....Oh, I actually don't go to a tanning bed...Haha, no I'm not kidding...No. I said I'm not kidding...Yes!! There is such a thing as naturally tan skin!! amirite?
Also about Life+40The older I get, the more I realize "act like an adult" is a silly phrase because even adults do not "act like adults," amirite?
Also about bed+200The great part about having a single sized bed is that all the sayings about waking up on the wrong side of the bed don't apply to you, amirite?
Also about bed+212When you think about it, saying "Don't let the bed bugs bite" isn't such a great way to leave your kid before he sleeps. Now he's probably thinking "What bugs? Why are they in my bed? Why do they want to fucking eat me?" Amirite?