Also about dog+540Commercial: "...with savory chunks of chicken, beef and vegetables in a rich protein-filled gravy..." Me: "Oh that sounds delicious!" Commercial: "Your dog will thank you!" Me: "Oh crap. Another deceptive dog food commercial.", amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+71We normally see spiders as the scary ones, but without them we would probably be in grave danger due to mosquitoes, that are eaten by spiders, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+86No positive feedback in necessary for those with a superiority complex, amirite?
Also about cross, dog, and rottweiler+308A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." The man said "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" The doctor replied "No, because he's really heavy", amirite?
Also about face+182I read how babies, before they develop certain cognitive skills, generally think that whatever they don't see doesn't exist. That's why they have so much fun playing Peek-a-Boo. When you cover your face with your hands, your face literally disappears in his or her mind. When you uncover it, yo' ugly face just poofs up and causes either laughter or fear. It's amazing how our cognitive skills develop with time, amirite?