Also by Simon+48Even if you did find out Coca Cola's secret formula and obtain the ingredients to make it, you couldn't make much money off it. You wouldn't be allowed to sell it under the Coca Cola name, and without the name brand, it's got as much selling power as generic supermarket cola, amirite?
Also about 12 months+713"how olds your baby?" "12 months." "so...1?", amirite?
Also about 12 months and 13 months+118It would be so much better if there were 13 months instead of 12. 12 months would have 28 days, then one month would have 29/30 for leap year. It would make the 7 day week much more even and easier. amirite?
Also about Language+14Most of us would be screwed if we had to learn Japanese in a week. amirite?
Also about 12 months+480There's only 12 months in the year because nobody wants an entire month of bad luck, amirite?
Also about months and fair+37"Our marriage is a celebration of equality in our relationship forever and therefore our child's last name will definitely be hyphenated with both our names to celebrate feminism because feminism is moving away from sexist traditions. But you still have an obligation to spend 3 months salary on a rock and give it to me for free to satisfy tradition." I think it's fair that when your buying a diamond for no reason other than traditions sake youre buying the right to your child's last name too, amirite?
Also by Simon+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about 13 months+420"How old is your baby?" "Oh, he's 13 months!" ~Emm, why not just say he's one year old? amirite?
Also by Simon+13If I have said that I don’t align myself with any political party, then it’s very foolish to assume that I do support a particular party. And if I have said that I don’t align myself with a party and I’m not American, it’s just plain stupid to assume I support an American political party, amirite?