Also about friends+289Friends don't offer friends hardcore drugs. Anybody who wants you to wind up like Amy Winehouse or Whitney Houston doesn't give a fuck about you. AND those are just best case scenarios because they were rich and talented. amirite?
Also about friends and number+116Facebook status popularity = (number of likes x number of minutes since posted)/number of friends you have, amirite?
Also about friends+350Good friends give comfort when you're crying; Best friends go get the shovel to bury the loser who made you cry. amirite?
Also about friends and number+305Only your really good friends or really old friends have your home phone number, amirite?