Also about sense, mouth, and nasty+553You get a sense of panic when you don't swallow a pill on a first try because you know that nasty fucker is about to dissolve in your mouth. amirite?
Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness+51The best part about getting dirty is not worring about being clean, amirite?
Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness+68If you actually gave a damn you'd have taken better care of yourself, amirite?
Also about mouth+374The mouth on the Dairy Queen commercials reminds you of the Rocky Horror Picture Show mouth that's in the opening sequence, amirite?
Also about water+233Some survival shows are pretty unrealistic. It's like "Yes, and after I finish collecting my water from the completely pure underground water source I just found, I'm going to pitch the tent I happened to come by in the wilderness. Of course, I'm going to have to look up how to pitch a tent on this netbook with built-in wi-fi that I caught with my BARE HANDS", amirite?
Also about mouth and spit+622When you use Listerine mouth wash you don't smile or dance like in the commercial. You're so distracted by the intense burning in your mouth all you can do is resist the urge to spit it out. amirite?
Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness+60Your lips are never chapped until you think about them, amirite?
Also about water and sense+51the Earth being 70% water makes a ton of sense when you imagine space as a giant ocean and earth's water being its densest molecule form, but doesn't make sense when we think about other larger planets not having space in this dense form, amirite?