+62 If you rub hard enough, what’s on the surface will eventually come off and the truth will be revealed. Amirite?

by Anonymous 10 years ago

I totally thought this was going to be about masturbating. Maybe it still is.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

True for housework, pompous d-bags, relationships, inner turmoil - it just works on so many levels - plus I was stoned when I wrote it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Rub housework? Rub relationships? Dbags and inner turmoil? Why would you rub these things

by Anonymous 11 years ago

So, if I think someone is lying to me, I should just hump them until they tell the truth?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

bonus round- if you rub in the right places you'll get the truth AND an orgasm!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Works with fake boobs. It's just time consuming and awkward.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

true

by Anonymous 10 years ago

Well, look at this! Six years ago Lil Vic believed in truth!

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Reminder, I don't believe anything.

by Anonymous 5 years ago