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If you rub hard enough, what’s on the surface will eventually come off and the truth will be revealed. Amirite?

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I totally thought this was going to be about masturbating.

Maybe it still is.

@ThymeAgain I totally thought this was going to be about masturbating. Maybe it still is.

True for housework, pompous d-bags, relationships, inner turmoil - it just works on so many levels - plus I was stoned when I wrote it.

VicZincs avatar VicZinc Yeah You Are +5Reply

So, if I think someone is lying to me, I should just hump them until they tell the truth?

bonus round- if you rub in the right places you'll get the truth AND an orgasm!

Well, look at this!
Six years ago Lil Vic believed in truth!

Works with fake boobs. It's just time consuming and awkward.

true

candymans avatar candyman Yeah You Are 0Reply

That's what she said

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