Also about friend, asked, and information+273My friend texted me and said that her hot coworker is a twin. I asked if his twin was as hot as he was. She said "Um, he was a stillborn..." Excuse me, you couldn't have told me that vital piece of information beforehand? How the hell am I supposed to know that? amirite?
Also about Life+32Retiring when you're old and physically unable is like eating a dinner you don't like and then being too full for dessert, amirite?
Also about friend+258People need to learn that it's possible to have a purely platonic opposite gender friend and that sometimes that friend is more awesome than any significant other can be, amirite?
Also about house+220You're still waiting for the contest where you could win the house in the good ole disney movie Smart House, amirite?